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Slimy Hymie
Topps Garbage Pail Kids  ·  1988  ·  #584a
8.5 Crown Grade
Near Mint+
Cert # 000014173
Subgrades
8 Centering
8.5 Corners
9.5 Edges
8 Surface
Centering70/30 or better on the front. 85/15 or better on the back.
CornersClean and sharp corners with almost no visible wear. Tiny imperfections such as minuscule nicks & softening are present under magnification.
EdgesPerfect edges under normal inspection. Any tiny imperfections are barely visible under close magnification. Edges are sharp and clean.
SurfaceClean surface with minimal imperfections. Tiny scratches, light handling marks, and minor print lines are visible under magnification.
Card Notes
Garbage Pail Kids defined irreverent humor in the 1980s trading card boom. Topps created these parody cards as a direct answer to the squeaky-clean world of mainstream collectibles, and they became a cultural phenomenon that scandalized parents while captivating kids. The 1988 series continued the franchise's tradition of crude, clever wordplay paired with grotesque artwork that pushed boundaries and challenged what trading cards could be. Slimy Hymie exemplifies the series' commitment to absurdist comedy and visual shock value. The card's repulsive character design and punny title represent exactly what made these cards so memorable and divisive—they embraced gross-out humor as art. Collectors seek these cards today as nostalgic artifacts of a specific era in pop culture, when irreverence and bad taste were badges of honor.
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1 Total Pop
1 This Grade
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Grade Count
8.5 THIS SLAB 1
★  Subgrade Ranking
Ranks #1 of 1 among Grade 8.5 copies
Subgrade Profile — Centering / Corners / Edges / Surface
8 / 8.5 / 9.5 / 8
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1 Equal
0 Lower
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