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Distortin' Morton Card Details

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Distortin' Morton
Topps Garbage Pail Kids Stickers  ·  1986  ·  #157b
8 Crown Grade
Near Mint
Cert # 000035182
Subgrades
8.5 Centering
9 Corners
7 Edges
9 Surface
Centering65/35 or better on the front. 80/20 or better on the back.
CornersCorners are mostly sharp with very slight wear at the tips. Imperfections are barely noticeable without magnification.
EdgesClean edges with minimal wear. Minor imperfections such as nicks & light chipping are visible by the naked eye and under magnification.
SurfaceNear-perfect surface with only the tiniest imperfections visible under close inspection. Surface appears clean and free of noticeable marks.
Card Notes
Garbage Pail Kids stickers defined irreverent humor in the mid-1980s, turning the trading card hobby on its head with crude parodies of popular culture. Topps' subversive series spawned a cultural phenomenon that scandalized parents while captivating kids, spawning countless imitators and establishing the GPK brand as a cornerstone of alternative collectibles. The 1986 releases remain essential to the franchise's legacy, capturing the peak of the phenomenon's creative energy and cultural impact. Distortin' Morton exemplifies the series' anarchic spirit through its deliberately crude artwork and grotesque subject matter. The card's absurdist humor and memorable character design made it a standout among thousands of variations released during this prolific period, appealing to collectors drawn to the era's most outrageous and imaginative creations.
Market Value
$1.60 Ungraded value
No graded sales yet · Source: PriceCharting · Updated Nov 06, 2026
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Population Insights
1 Total Pop
1 This Grade
0 Higher Grade
0 Lower Grade
Grade Count
8 THIS SLAB 1
★  Subgrade Ranking
Ranks #1 of 1 among Grade 8 copies
Subgrade Profile — Centering / Corners / Edges / Surface
8.5 / 9 / 7 / 9
0 Better
1 Equal
0 Lower
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