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Short Mort
Topps Garbage Pail Kids Stickers  ·  1987  ·  #279a
7.5 Crown Grade
Extremely Fine+
Cert # 000035222
Subgrades
6.5 Centering
9 Corners
7.5 Edges
9 Surface
CenteringOff Center
CornersCorners are mostly sharp with very slight wear at the tips. Imperfections are barely noticeable without magnification.
EdgesClean edges with minimal wear. Minor imperfections such as nicks & light chipping are visible by the naked eye and under magnification.
SurfaceNear-perfect surface with only the tiniest imperfections visible under close inspection. Surface appears clean and free of noticeable marks.
Card Notes
Garbage Pail Kids stickers from the 1980s represent a cultural phenomenon that challenged mainstream taste and captivated an entire generation. Topps' irreverent series of parody cards and stickers became legendary for their crude humor, outrageous illustrations, and willingness to mock celebrity and pop culture. The 1987 release coincided with the franchise's peak popularity, when kids traded these stickers with the same fervor as sports cards, and controversy only fueled their appeal among collectors. Short Mort exemplifies the series' darkly comedic sensibility with its punny title and grotesque artwork. The character's absurdist humor and distinctive visual style capture what made Garbage Pail Kids so memorable—they existed in a world where nothing was sacred and bad taste was the whole point. Collectors pursue these stickers today as artifacts of '80s irreverence and as nostalgic reminders of a freer era in youth culture.
Market Value
$2.00 Ungraded value
No graded sales yet · Source: PriceCharting · Updated Nov 06, 2026
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Population Insights
2 Total Pop
1 This Grade
1 Higher Grade
0 Lower Grade
Grade Count
8 1
7.5 THIS SLAB 1
★  Subgrade Ranking
Ranks #1 of 1 among Grade 7.5 copies
Subgrade Profile — Centering / Corners / Edges / Surface
6.5 / 9 / 7.5 / 9
0 Better
1 Equal
0 Lower
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