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Short Mort
Topps Garbage Pail Kids Sticker  ·  1987  ·  #279a
8 Crown Grade
Near Mint
Cert # 000060607
Subgrades
7 Centering
9 Corners
9 Edges
9 Surface
Centering85/15 or better on the front. 90/10 or better on the back.
CornersCorners are mostly sharp with very slight wear at the tips. Imperfections are barely noticeable without magnification.
EdgesNear-perfect edges with no visible imperfections under normal inspection. Only the slightest signs of wear may be visible under magnification.
SurfaceNear-perfect surface with only the tiniest imperfections visible under close inspection. Surface appears clean and free of noticeable marks.
Card Notes
Garbage Pail Kids stickers from Topps defined irreverent humor in the 1980s trading card landscape. The 1987 series represented the line's sustained cultural moment, when crude parodies and gross-out gags captivated kids and collectors alike. These stickers became iconic artifacts of their era, blending visual satire with the collectible card boom that was transforming the hobby. Short Mort showcases the series' signature blend of dark comedy and cartoonish illustration. The card's grotesque premise and exaggerated artwork exemplify why GPK stickers resonated across generations—combining shock value with genuine creative craft that rewarded close examination and repeated viewing.
Market Value
$2.00 Ungraded value
No graded sales yet · Source: PriceCharting · Updated Nov 09, 2026
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Population Insights
1 Total Pop
1 This Grade
0 Higher Grade
0 Lower Grade
Grade Count
8 THIS SLAB 1
★  Subgrade Ranking
Ranks #1 of 1 among Grade 8 copies
Subgrade Profile — Centering / Corners / Edges / Surface
7 / 9 / 9 / 9
0 Better
1 Equal
0 Lower
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